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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Vodka Clean Up, Isle 10.

Things I will never buy store brand of:
 
Paper Towels [I generally find paper towels to be a frivilous purchase--but since this blog made me rich, I started buying paper towels.  However, I bought the giant brand and couldnt figure out what to do with the tissue paper I had bought]
 
Condoms [if the paper towels are any indication of...anything.]
 
Bacon [if you want pinky sized strips of fat, buy store brand.]
 
 
 
Things I will buy store brand of:
 
Vodka [I have yet to see vodka at the grocery store, but you bet yo ass i'm buyin it on day ONE.]
 
Puppies  [I'm impulsive.  sue me.]
 
Cheese [you just can't fuck up cheese.]
 
Baby Quiches [similar reasoning to the cheese.]
 
 



this picture made me feel pretty uncomfortable, and I wanted to share that feeling with all of you.

1 comment:

  1. They sell vodka in grocery stores EVERYWHERE but here. That's what I learned on my trip.

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