*Well I’ve lost my standoff with ERICA for her to post so pfffft.
There’s no denying that flash mobs have been a pretty sweet addition to the interweb and everyone’s lives in general. Between pillow fights, dance parties, bombarding best buy in blue shirts—it’s just awesome. Now I’m not sure if awesome is the right word to describe how I feel about thefty flash mobs but HOLY CRAP that’s a little ridiculous—brilliant really. Who’s gonna shoot or try to fight 26 teenagers at 1:30 in the morning? Not me! I mean stealing in general is shitty—but 26 teenagers stealin slim jims and Gatorade, that’s funny. It just is. They didn’t hurt anybody, they didn’t even go for the cash in the register…They stole 450 dollars worth of crap. That’s not even 18 bucks worth of crap a piece. If I were going to steal shit, it better involve some cold hard cash and all the cigarettes (cuz if I’m stealing I’m definitely smoking.) basically, $450 isn’t even the deductible for the owner’s insurance policy. So shut up.
Now the answer the moco po proposes to cure this thefty flash mob CRISIS? A curfew. Um HELLO, these kids obviously don’t have parents who give a shit where they are at 1:30 in the morning. Sorry but it’s true. There are plenty of places for them to smoke weed and drink 40s and have a freaking blast--such as their parents houses. Can't hate on kids for havin the flashmob munchies--maybe their parents don't give them allowances. Maybe the moco po need to start giving their families more money to give their kids allowance, so they don't steal skittles and pork rinds. It’s Germantown. Chill out. Additionally, it’s just going to create a lot [more] racial profiling (let’s be serious) and half the black guys I know who are ‘adults’ look like they could be 16 because black people have the aging genes of...babies... so Pelican Pete’s better start handing out mustaches.
