I’m cheap + I also like doing fun things. I = GROUPON WHORE. I bought the groupon for half off the crime and punishment museum this past week cuz I mean—there’s a Ted Kaczynski exhibit and that’s gotta be entertaining. So, I make plans with newguy to go this past Sunday since there was nothing else to do. We have lunch in Chinatown…make our way to this museum. I’m looking at our groupons on my phone, chillin in line, readin fine print…and then there it is: “NOT VALID ON HOLIDAY WEEKENDS!” What the fuck is Labor Day anyway? Shouldn’t we be working on Labor Day? Doesn’t it mean….WORK DAY?
We get out of line like we are too cool for museums and make our way to Ford’s Theatre. Ok Honest Abe—pretty cool. Right? The place where he got shot in the back of the head? Boring as a muhh fuhhh. Seriously, I get history. History is neat. Looking at a theatre where there is no evidence of a murder and a bunch of abe Lincoln replicas and shit to read? I’d rather wikipedia that bitch. The staff was so excited to let us know that the presidential box was open for our viewing pleasure…you know what it was? Chairs. You know what there wasn’t? Gruesome blood spatter. How does someone get shot in the back of the head and there is NO BLOOD. Fake ass Ford’s Theater. Tourists are silly. I’m really glad that was free.
Stay tuned for my review of how boring the crime and punishment museum is.
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