Asian Persuasion

Last weekend whilst waiting for an unsold out showing of Midnight in Paris, our waitress scoffed at our choice of movie because, she "was a fan until Woody Allen married his step daughter."  Ok so, I'm a little late at angry birds...and like...other stuff...but how did I miss this memo.  I generally get my pop culture 101 from Erica--but this gem...how did I miss it?!  I guess I was in the second grade or somethin...but still.  Someone should have told me. 

So, he's old as crap and she's busted.  After a quick google I was almost un-interested.  Secondly, it's easy to hate on the old guy...I can't even look at a guy 5 years younger than me without feelin a bit creepy...but seriously, Soon-li...who are you kidding?  Why has there not been one of those posters with "Daddy Issues" at the bottom been created and emailed to me at work?  Cuz I mean...really.  Let me make one in paint real quick:

imma sell that.