Slurpees Are Trashy Ice Cream

Froyo: Trendy and awesome and arguably healthful.
Ice Cream: Undeniably tasty--part of every wholesome and happy childhood.
Slurpee: Trashy.  Unless you are from Children of the Mountains http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=6845770&page=1 and your childhood involved drinking mountain dew out of a baby bottle, you are not excused from this judgment. 

Enjoy your free Slurpee today!