This morning I was sound asleep on my sister's couch with a blanket that goes to my shins, and it's like I don't know....FOUR THIRTY IN THE MORNING...and my niece wearing only undies, elephant stomps through the room and flips on the brightest light that could have ever existed and shouts, "I WANT CHOCOLATE MILK!!!" I wonder how many murders start with abrupt wake ups because I seriously absolutely wanted to real life kill her for about 3 seconds.
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