Erica is pretty awesome at losing things. Wallets, keys, bus tickets, concert tickets, lighters...everything. This past weekend we went tubing at Harper's Ferry. Five people's purses, phones, keys all left in her car. What does she lose in the river? The keys to her car...So, we all post up at the tubing parking lot and wait for her spare set to be delivered to us. Then we get a phone call that a pedestrian has been killed on the only road between the keys and us. Oh yea its 100+ degrees outside.
Blue grass is playing down by the tubing office so we all go sit on these over sized wooden chairs and drink some wine (because drinking all day on the river wasn't enough.) Then this hipster looking kid walks over to us--zip lining 2 for 5 bucks. The skinniest girl on the planet harnessed us up and even though it was pretty short, it was super fun. Definitely worth 2.50. Then we're all kind of laid out by the car, beat from the 10 hour day we were still stuck in and starving. An suv carrying a trailer of trash pulls up and stops. A guy hops out of the car, "You guys hungry?" So I'm looking at all the trash thinking, this guy is seriously such a dick. What are they gonna do, open the trash bags? The other two in the car hop out and bring out catering trays of mac & cheese, beef bbq, burgers, hot dogs, coleslaw, buns. like...what on earth just happened. We just went from stranded as shit to being stuck with friends, listening to bluegrass drinking wine, zip lining and having a feast? I hope Erica loses her keys next time too. Best day ever.
well, you're welcome.
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