Girl look at that body

 Jenn:  you know whos a good person

 me:  who

 Jenn:  any woman who marries a guy with the last name weiner

 me:  DEFINITELY
that would sincerely 100% be a deal breaker for me

 Jenn:  yea like, last name weiner is worse than a small weiner

 me:  i would rather have the last name dickhands

 Jenn:  ...

 me:  seriously

 Jenn:  ya i might take weiner over dickhands
hiaf

 me:  gajshdgfkjahs
i'm cryinggggggg
hahahaha

 Jenn:  maybe dickface
like french
dick fasaay

 me:  yeah that works
weiner is the worst